Terrible shirts,
honestly described.

We make novelty tees that are fully committed to the bit. The fabric is good. The jokes are questionable. You have been warned — literally, it's on the tag.

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Every purchase is final in your heart.

Garment information

Materialscotton, commitment
Fittrue to size. the joke runs large
Caremachine wash cold. the shirt stays terrible
Returnsaccepted. respect, once worn, is not
Warningpeople WILL read your chest

The current lineup

TSC-001 · THE FLAGSHIP

"This Shirt Is Terrible"

Radical honesty in garment form. Sets expectations everywhere you go, then meets them.

Own the truth → TSC-002

"I Am Committed To The Bit"

For people who took the joke too far and kept going. You know who you are. Everyone does.

Commit → TSC-003

"Spaghetti Is Just Noodle Soup With Confidence"

A food take so unnecessary it loops back around to profound. Wear it to dinner. Ruin dinner.

Ruin dinner → TSC-004

"Sorry About The Shirt"

A pre-emptive apology, worn on the shirt it apologizes for. The snake eats its own tail. Wait, wrong company.