100% cotton · 0% judgment
Terrible shirts,
Terrible shirts,
honestly described.
Twenty-eight designs on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton. The fabric is genuinely good. The jokes are genuinely questionable.
Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton · free US shipping · ships from the US · bigger sizes cost a little more
Shop all the regrets →Every purchase is final in your heart.
Start here. Regret responsibly.
"I Am Committed
To The Bit"
$34.20
Commit →
"I Peaked At
This Shirt"
$34.20
Peak →
"I Paid $34
For This"
$34
Pay $34 →
"Have You Seen
This Raccoon?"
$34.20
Report a sighting →
"Cereal Is
Soup"
$24.00
Pick a side →
"Bread Is Just Cake
That Gave Up"
$34.20
Give up →
2XL–4XL add $2–$6.
Garment information
- BlankComfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed heavyweight
- Fittrue to size. the joke runs large
- Caremachine wash cold. the shirt stays terrible
- Returnsprinted to order, so none for size or change of mind. damaged, misprinted, or wrong? email us photos within 30 days of delivery and we replace it or refund it
People WILL read your chest.
Free US shipping. Prices are on each shirt, and they are correct.
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